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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 06:23
Unacceptable again!
Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why Elon Musk's satellites are 'dropping like flies' - Yahoo
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No go.
Mysterious sphere named Teleios found floating in the Milky Way - Earth.com
Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
This Cat Poop Parasite Can Decapitate Sperm—and It Might Be Fueling Infertility - Gizmodo
Loons and Moons
Nuts and Butts
Catatonics & High Colonics
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Street Fighter Cast Finds Its Dan Hibiki for Live-Action Movie - SuperHeroHype
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No way
Everyone loved it.
Thanks to FIFA, Atlanta’s first-ever Club World Cup game was underwhelming - AJC.com
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Just Forget it!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Bitcoin Rebounds as Markets Price in 'Short-Lived' Iran Conflict - Decrypt
Another attempt resulted in ...
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Can someone with ADHD describe the feeling of paralysis and how it affects them?
Minds and Behinds
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
They put up a sign reading
No, not a chance
So they tried
Is it true that some Trump voters are saying its good that the stock market is collapsing?